dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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