This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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