My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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