just come out here and I will go home with you...
I will die if light touches me.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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