he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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