I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
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This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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