I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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