Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
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After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
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When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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