This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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