i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
this will be a night to untag.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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