Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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