Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Pappa wants mamma naked
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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