Three words: puerto rican gang bang
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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