My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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