White coat. Heels.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just had sex on a roof
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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