i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
