My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
These tits shall not be calmed
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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