i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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