Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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