my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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