Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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