Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
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I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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