went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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