JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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