So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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