i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
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Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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