I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
too bad you live with your parents still
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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