Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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