i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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