Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I want to fling myself into the sun
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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