I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
