After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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