We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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