What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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