It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
There's always time for handjobs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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