Your tits are I can't wait for
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"