You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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