dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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