Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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