The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Well I just put wine in my tea
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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