Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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