there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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