Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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