You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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