my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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