after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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