Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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