We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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