State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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