On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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