i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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