i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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