do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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