More tranny stories later!
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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