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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.

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• (631): View more from New York

  You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.

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• (831): View more from California

  My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night

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