its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
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Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.