So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im having a threesome with these popsicles
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
23 People Reveal The Worst Culture Shock They’ve Ever Experienced While Traveling
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
27 People Confess Their Proudest Fap
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm like, not good at living.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
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